Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Book Review: A gnome survival guide...
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)
I didn't know the gnomes were on attack mode!
Have you seen them? The pesky pointy hats? The fake smile? The hand behind their back holding something menancing? I bet you have. We have lived in fear too long of the oncoming attack. This guy willa ttempt to get you prepare of what is coming. I had an encounter with a gnome that has left me traumatized. He was following me through the woods of a New England town. I used the tactics I learned in this book and managed to get away.
The book is funny (if laughing maniacally due to dire circumsntaces is funny) and really short. The author is right, anyone can read it in an afternoon. It is not as good as other survival guides, but it does pretty well with its subject matter. Give it a chance.
We must prepare gnome traps
Posted by Morrigan Alexandros at 7:17 PM